Partners Retreat, Part I

By Margarita and Stacy


1400 
A ROAD SOMEWHERE

“When in the hell did the navy decide it was a good idea to have a partner’s retreat?” Harm complained as he and Mac drove down the freeway in the rental car they had to come together in.

"When they decided that those who play together not only stay together but are more effective" she replied, slightly irritated that he kept bugging her with his complaints. 

“Yeah well I think its stupid” He slouched down a little further in the car seat bored beyond belief and acting like a child. 

“Yeah well you don’t have a choice” Christ, why was she acting like his mother, couldn’t she just ignore him for once. 

“Just think of all the useful things that we could be doing this weekend.”

“Its a weekend Harm, we don’t usually protect the innocent, defend the helpless and work on a weekend.”

“God you’re actually looking forward to this aren’t you?” He said incredulous. 

“No I’m not, I can think of many ways I’d rather be spending this weekend, none of them involving you, but this was compulsory and I’m making the most of it” she yelled crossly. 

“Sorry” he said after the steam had left her general area “you really don’t mind spending time with me that much do you?” She sighed. That was Harm, always looking for validation that he was loved by all. 

“No I’m just pissed. Now can we drop it?”

“Sure” he said not wanting to get her madder. Quite frankly she scared him when she was mad. “Do you want to stop for a burger?” He prodded, blatantly trying to butter her up “No” she sounded harsher than she’d meant to but now he was starting to give her the shits. 

“Okay” he replied timidly “I’ll shut up.”

After a few seconds of silence he started to hum and was rewarded with an icy glare. He stopped… for six seconds. 

“Harm your humming is really irritating me” He could tell that below the calm tone there was rage threatening to explode. 

“Sorry, forgot” he apologized. 

“It sounds like a really nice hotel huh?” He just wanted to ease the tension now. 

“No better than my apartment” she snapped. 

They traveled the rest of the way in relative silence.
 

1800 
SNOWY FALLS HIDEAWAY 
SNOWY FALLS VERMONT

As Mac and Harm pulled into the parking lot Harm couldn’t help noticing how cold it was. Of course he didn’t complain to Mac given the mood she was in but a weekend at a ski resort was an awfully chilly way to work on a weekend. He saw Mac heading for the boot to remove their luggage and deciding gallantry was probably the best way to get on her good side now. 

“It’s okay Mac I’ve got them” he yelled to her removing the cases. She looked at him noticing immediately what he was doing, but the fact was he hated this as much as her and he was trying to be a sweetie. 

“Thank you Harm” she smiled sweetly bringing a big boyish grim to his face in turn. Harm was thankful she seemed to have gotten over the little bitch patch from the ride but he wasn’t sure how long it was going to last so he decided not to push his luck. Picking up the rest of their stuff he made his way to the entrance. After she had opened the door for him they walked inside. apparently they were late because the 3 other couples on this weekend and their examiners were all sitting round a large wooden table drinking cocoa. The first thing Harm noticed was that the examiners looked mad and the second and worst thing was that one of the couples seemed to include Allison Krennick. The little voice in his head immediately said ‘Oh shit.’ 

The first thing Mac noticed however, was the way the room was decorated. It was a classic ski lodge with cherry colored wood and big dead animals hanging on the wooden walls. There was a thick red carpet and just enough light to be charmingly romantic and cozy. The second thing she noticed was some blond woman eyeing up her partner. She’d have to stop that if she didn’t want to be face down on this nice carpet. 

The first to speak was the woman examiner who introduced her as Liza. She spoke with a headmistress tone and dressed like one too. 

“Glad you two could finally join us” she drawled “Why don’t I make the introductions then you can quickly go up to your rooms and change for the exercise we were supposed to start an hour ago but couldn’t cause you were late.”

Harm and Mac stood there like school children getting told off “Yes Miss, I mean Ma’am” Harm mumbled. 

They quickly shook hands with the people around the table, finding them all of equal rank and occupation to them, before going up to their room to change. As they made their way up in the elevator Mac turned to Harm and asked “when she said our room she meant our room’s right. I mean we sleep separately.”

“Yeah, of course” he said looking rather detached. 

“Harm did you just hear me?”

“What” he suddenly snapped out of it “Yeah, I’m sure.”

“Harm what’s wrong” she was worried. 

“That woman down there we met, Krennick.”

“Yeah”

“I used to work with her.”

“Oh for the love of God Harm” she was suddenly angry “you didn’t sleep with her and not call her did you?” 

“No” he practically shouted “No, she was always coming on to me but I wasn’t interested. She’s really horrible and hangs all over me when I’m around. Damn it this weekend is getting worse”

“I’m sure you’re over reacting Harm” she reasoned. Now she knew why she was looking at him with a predatory glare before. “She’s most likely gotten over you by now.”

“Don’t be so sure.”

“Let me ask you, could you be more up yourself?” She snapped before she walked out of the elevator to look for the room. Harm just sighed. Coming to a door marked 215, the bellhop had left their luggage and a key inside. 

“Well looks like we are sharing a room” Harm mused. 

“This can’t be” Mac cried getting upset. 

“Yes it can Mac don’t you understand. This weekend we are in hell.” 

With that he grabbed his bag and walked into the bathroom to quickly change for the dictator downstairs. Exiting the elevator at breakneck speed, the partners found their party sitting where they were before. After a few apologies they sat down next to each other to listen to the examiners speak. 

“Okay, now we are all here welcome to the partners retreat” It was when the whole grouped clapped that Harm and Mac realized they were in way over their heads. They had been marooned with over achievers. 

“Thank you, thank you. To begin with I want to say this weekend is supposed to be fun as well as to improve and asses your ability to work with your assigned partner” Harm at this point noticed two things. First of all the second examiner, a tiny little man hadn’t said a thing and probably wasn’t allowed and secondly, Krennick was eyeing him up. ‘Crap.’ 

“Tonight we will begin with task one and two. I know it’s late but they are very easy and not at all strenuous I can assure you. Before we begin are there any questions?”

Mac immediately raised her hand “Yeah why do we have to share rooms?”

“Well as I’ve already explained to the group this weekend is supposed to bring partners together not only in a working capacity but a communication capacity. How you deal with being around one another all the time is a test of your communication.”

“Oh” Mac whispered. 

“Well if their are no more questions, on with task one. Now we asked you to come down here in a car together for a reason. We want to know on the long car ride for most of you how many disagreements were they’re and what did you learn about each other. Allison and Mark, would you care to go first?”

The ever eager to please Allison immediately stepped in with “We didn’t fight at all and I learned that Mark was raised in Iowa. 

“And I learned that Allison had a small dog that got run over when she was five” he gave her a sympathetic smile. Harm and Mac just gave each other looks that said ‘this is sickening.’ 

“That’s excellent” Liza praised them “Farrah and Joe, would you go next?”

Farrah came in with an eager “we never fight so we didn’t fight on the way here and I found out Joe likes taupe colored curtains in every bedroom he stays in.”

Harm leaned into Mac and whispered “it’s too bad she didn’t find out he likes guys to be in his bedroom with the curtains.” Mac giggled softly.

“And I learned Farrah prefers cars that are shiny.”

“Very good Joe” Liza looked satisfied. 

“Lindsay and Beth, it’s your turn”

“Well started Beth; we fought about a case that I won yesterday and I learned Lindsay has an almost violent abhorrence of KFC.”

“Yeah and I guess I learned Beth gets pissed when I talk about one thing for 10 hours”

“Damn right” she glared at him

Harm and Mac laughed thinking how these were probably the only relatively normal people on this weekend. The others just stared stone-faced. 

“Now that’s not good” Liza looked stern “First of all fighting about something when nothing can be done about it and secondly Beth didn’t feel she could tell Lindsay that his topic of conversation bothered her.”

“No I did tell him, but some times he only responds to a good slap” Harm, Mac, Lindsay and Beth all laughed. 

“Harm and Mac” Liza snapped “I believe it’s your turn.”

“Well Mac has PMS so I tried to shut my mouth as much as possible in the car” Harm said cheerfully. 

“Harm!” Mac screeched. 

“Well it’s true, you always get pissed and a bit chunky around the hips before your period.”

“I can’t believe you’re saying this.”

Harm realized he managed to end the little bout of tolerance for him she was having. 

“Sorry”

“So” Liza looked mad “Your saying you didn’t talk at all because Harm has never addressed the issue of Mac’s mood swings and just tolerates it and Mac lets her personal feelings get in the way of work?”

“Well no didn’t you hear him?” Mac was suddenly defensive. He knows me well enough to know it’s that time of the month for me and what the best course of action to take is if he doesn’t want to walk home.”

“That is besides the point Miss Mackenzie” she stared the down with a glare. 

Harm leaned over to Mac a whispered in her ear “Good one Mac now were not gonna get into college” They both burst out laughing causing the group to stare at them like they were nuts. 

“If you’ve quite finished, Colonel, Commander those of us actually interested in this assignment would like to move on to assessment two.”

They managed to hold the giggles in for a long as she took to explain. This is a questionnaire. You will answer questions about your partner and be marked on how much you know. You have ten minutes to finished them” she said handing them out “Okay begin now” Harm and Mac breezed through the simple sheet and were finished in under 5 minutes. 

“Okay pens down” Liza finally said “talk amongst your selves for a few minutes while we mark these.”

Harm and Mac immediately turned to Lindsay and Beth, introducing themselves. 

“So they’re all really eager” Lindsay commented. 

“Yeah, do they think the best wins a prize or something?” They all laughed at Harms joke. 

“So how did you two get forced into coming down here, you don’t look as though you came voluntarily” Beth noticed.

“Oh our CO caught us fighting in the middle of the bullpen and made us come out here for some ‘quality time’” Mac replied.

“Oh god that’s what happened to us” they all laughed as Liza returned with the questionnaires.

“Okay here are the results. Allison and Mark were the lowest on 4/10” Krennick looked pissed Farrah and Joe were next on 6/10 followed closely by Lindsay and Beth on 7/10 but Harm and Mac were the highest on 10/10.” Harm and Mac looked at each other and smiled.

“Congratulations Allison and Mark, you won.”

“What?” Harm and Mac shouted in unison.

“Well” Liza explained “Working well together means not becoming so involved that you let your feelings effect your work. Harm for extra credit you named Macs preferred brand of tampons” Liza looked angry. 

“Well she was too sick to go out herself so I got them for her” he defended himself. Mac just rubbed his arm to soothe him; an action that didn’t go unnoticed by Krennick. 

“We will commence the next task at 0800 tomorrow morning. Everyone try and get a good nights sleep” After saying goodbye, Harm and Mac retired to their room to bitch about the examiners, Krennick and curse their bad luck. 
 

0900 NEXT MORNING 
SNOWY HIDEAWAY

After a long night of arguing about who was snoring the loudest, Harm and Mac assembled with the rest of the happy crew outside for a briefing of the day’s events. The ever-punctual Liza stood in front of the freezing group with a clipboard in hand ready to play commandant.

“Okay we will complete two tasks today and work on two more to be marked tomorrow” she commanded.

“Wow fun-o-licious” Harm groaned.

“What was that Mr. Rabb?”

“Nothing Ma’am”

“Somebody’s in trouble” Mac sang under her breath so only Harm could hear, receiving an icy glare in response.

“Okay” Liza continued “the first task today is to build a snowman” she received only questioning glances. “Building together helps you ability to work together in a team. There will of course be a time limit.”

“Of course” Mac breathed.

“Okay the time limit is ten minutes starting from now.”

The couples went eagerly about the job, anxious to be the first to finish. Lindsay and Beth begrudgingly started to compete with the others. Harm just stood in the one spot bored out of his mind and freezing. Mac realizing Harm wasn’t going to help bend down to start building the base of the snowman. Her mistake was to bend at the hips because she gave Harm, whom had nothing better to stare at, a fantastic view of her ass. As he watched it wiggle up and down in front of him, he got more than a raging hard on, he got an idea. Bending down as if to gather snow for the snowman, he made a snowball aimed and fired it at Macs bouncing behind. She instantly stood and looked at him with revenge in her eyes. Grabbing a handful of piled up snow she threw it roughly in his direction but missed by a mile. Laughing at her pitiful shot, Harm grabbed another handful of snow and started to slowly circle.

“Harm what are you doing?” Mac looked worried.

He just gave her a huge shit-eating grin as the other couples looked on not understanding why they weren’t playing to win. Beth and Lindsay were the only ones who saw humor in it. Krennick was too occupied with shouting out orders to poor Mark to notice. Before Mac could react Harm had dived on her bringing her down to the ground and was trying to shove the ice down her shirt. Her screams attracted the attention of the examiners who watched with disapproving glances as Harm and Mac struggled to put ice in various uncomfortable places on each other. The snow ball fight lasted the full ten minutes and only when they noticed that everyone had exquisitely crafted snowmen and they had a big hole in the snow, did they stop. As they approached the angry Liza they kept their eyes down not trusting themselves to keep straight faces as they peeled the sopping wet clothes away from their bodies.

“After that display” Liza glared “Allison and Mark scored a perfect ten, with Joe and Farrah a close 9, the bickering of Lindsay and Beth landed them a seven while Harm and Mac not surprisingly got nothing. I’m sure you’d both like to clean up so we’ll met you back her for the next task in half an hour.”

As they walked briskly away to the lodge Mac gave Harm a final push landing him on his ass in the snow.

Laughing all they way up to their room they fell through the door with an eloquent “man this is fucked up” from Harm. “Oh you know what we should do?” He looked at Mac with shining eyes.

“What” she was always cautious when he got this way.

“Well, it’s obvious that woman hates us too much to let us win anything, Krennick is so desperate to win we couldn’t beat her if we killed her and our weekend’s only chance of salvation is if we have fun ourselves.”

“So?”

“So, I say we boycott.”

“Boycott?”

“Yeah, c’mon it’ll be fun. We’ll screw around, make a mockery of everything this place stands for” the look in Harms eyes was irresistible and Mac couldn’t help agreeing. With a smile she nodded her head causing Harm to whoop with joy. After they had gotten themselves cleaned up they made their way back down to the front of the hotel where the group waited for their return. Six of them looked pissed which was not surprising. Liza instructed them to follow her as she made her way over to the other side of the courtyard to what appeared to be a maze. It was very simply made with a knee high wooden fence and had a red basketball at the very center. Liza turned to the group to explain.

“This is indeed a maze. One of you will be blindfolded and will have to follow the instructions of the other to guide you to the basketball without ever touching the fence. There is a time limit again but….” She stopped mid sentence to notice Harm and Mac were playing try to step on each others foot before they moved it. 

“Harm and Mac” she barley contained her rage “Are you listening? Or are you going to chose to not participate in this exercise as well?”

“No we heard. Get the basketball, don’t touch, blindfold, time limit” Mac recited trying to move her feet away from Harm’s as quickly as possible. 

“Get away from me ass wipe” she giggled.

“Since the two of you have such short attention spans, maybe it would be beneficial if you went first” Liza rasped through gritted teeth.

“Cool, whatever” Harm was still distracted by his game with Mac.

“Which one of you wants to be blindfolded? And gagged” she whispered under her breath. Krennick heard though and tittered.

“Oh Mac can. It’s better if I give directions.”

“Why?” Mac asked.

“Because I don’t suffer from female map disorder” he smiled.

“You are such a “jerk off” she slapped him over the head before donning her blindfold and taking her place at the start. 

“Okay you two have 3 minutes starting now.”

“All right Mac you just walk forward until I tell you to stop” Mac did as he instructed walking away from Harm. As soon as she got near the turn her told her to stop.

“Okay now I want you to bend over.”

“What? I’m not there yet.”

“Hey you’re supposed to trust your partner remember. Now bend over, keep going” when Mac could finally touch the ground, she felt around for the ball.

“Harm I can’t feel anything.”

“Who said anything about a ball I just like the view?” He laughed. Liza threw down her clipboard in a rage as Harm, Mac, Lindsay and Beth fell about laughing.

“If you two aren’t going to take this seriously you can damn well wait in the car for the weekend.”

“We’ll be good we promise” Harm gave Liza the puppy dog eyes that apparently even she couldn’t resist.

“Okay” her voice softened “Beth, Lindsay; you’re up next.”

As Beth made her way through the maze, Harm continually interrupted her pretending to be Lindsay. Fortunately every time she tripped they found it funny, the others did not. Harm and Mac were slowly unhinging Liza’s sanity as the minutes wore on. It wasn’t until Mac noticed she looked like she was about to explode that she made Harm stop for a while. The end results were predictable. Krennick and Mark ten, Harm and Mac zero. It was with that unimpressive news that they adjourned to lunch.

They dined with the only two people who could tolerate them at this point, Beth and Lindsay. Watching the two of them interact with each other Harm couldn’t help noticing the resemblance to he and Mac. They bantered with each other in the same manner, they were comfortable with each other and most of all whenever Lindsay looked at Beth you could tell he wanted to fuck her till she passed out. Just like the way he looked at Mac. They found out they had only been partners for eighteen months, which would account for them not being at the same point as he and Mac yet, but he was sure they eventually would be. Finishing up Harm excused himself to go wash up in the bathroom deciding to invite Lindsay along for a little chat.

“All right then ladies, we’ll wait right here” Mac said sarcastically.

“Funny honey” Harm retorted. He walked off quickly before she could respond to the ‘honey’. As Harm and Lindsay entered the bathroom, they didn’t notice a figure walking in behind them slipping unnoticed into a stall.

“So” Harm started on Lindsay “you wanna screw Beth right?” He decided to dive right in. Lindsay turned to look at him so quickly he almost peed on Harms trousers.

“Is it that obvious?”

“Only to someone who’s been there buddy. And believe me after six years of it I’m as horny as hell!”

“It’s not just that I want to screw her it’s also that…”

“You’re completely in love with her.”

“You too?”

“Oh yeah.”

After lunch they were led into a relatively large room in the hotel that had a marble floor and nothing but chairs round the outside. After the group had taken it all in, Liza, who seemed to have calmed down after Harm and Mac’s little display turned to them to explain.

“Now this next task will be assignment will be conducted tomorrow as it will take time to work on. The purpose is to assess how well you can anticipate each other’s moves and work together creatively. You have to dance together.”

“What?” Harm and Mac shouted.

“Anything you want, just dance together and practice the steps. You will perform it for us tomorrow night.”

“Okay Mac, what’d ya say we do the horizontal mambo?” He grinned devilishly at her.

“Sure, if you want to do it in front of everyone.”

“You can practice as much” she looked at Krennick “or as little” she looked at Harm “as you want. “But be ready tomorrow.”

Harm and Mac opted for as little as possible and headed back to their room. On their way there Mac decided to broach the subject of Krennick.

“So Harm when you went to the bathroom before did you notice someone following you?”

“No why?” He asked curiously.

“Because Krennick followed you in there” Mac watched Harms face as he put two and two together.

“Oh no, that bitch.”

“It’s okay Harm, do you want to know what.”

“What?”

“She has no jurisdiction over you here and we can handle her.”

As they stepped of the elevator Mac was the first to notice the illegal activity that was being performed by one Allison Krennick. Shoving Harm to where they couldn’t be seen, she pointed to the woman trying to pick the lock on their hotel room.

“Well it seems she wants to surprise you” Mac whispered.

“Well maybe I’ll just surprise her with security.”

“Or…” Mac looked at Harm with a glint in her eyes.

 ~*~*~*~

“Stop it; Harm keep your hands to yourself” Mac laughed as she opened the door looking around for Krennick. 

“But Mac, you’re making me hotter than a whore in church” as he tugged playfully on her sweater before she slapped his hands away and walked into the bathroom. 

“Then maybe flyboy, you need a shower to cool you down” she didn’t see Krennick in the bathroom so that left only one place for her to be hiding since there wasn’t a closet, under the bed. Walking back into the room Mac pulled the sweater up over her head dropping it on the floor before throwing her bra at Harm her eyes moving towards the bed indicating where their visitor was.

“Harm what did you and Lindsay talk about when you went to the bathroom?” She started waking towards him.

“Nothing much, just how bad he wants to fuck Beth senseless.” He started undoing the buttons on his shirt.

“You didn’t tell him anything about us did you?” Mac inserted a little note of panic into her voice “you know we agreed to keep us a secret for now” as she unzipped her jeans and pushed them down her hips taking the thong she wore with them.

“Just that after six years I was as horny as hell and completely in love with you” watching to see what her reaction would be as he tossed his shirt towards her. “The guy thinks that we’ve never done the deed and that I’m walking around with a set of blue balls.”

“And you aren’t?” Smiling as she toed off her shoes before kicking her jeans and panties under the bed ‘bulls eye, I hope I hit that bitch in the face.’

“Baby, my dick’s so hard it could etch glass right now” off came his pants until he was standing there in his boxers his erection tenting them out. He wasn’t sure when this had changed from antagonizing Krennick to the real thing at least on his part. Mac on the other hand had already come to the conclusion that it wasn’t about Krennick any longer. This was long overdue. 

“Interesting, you wouldn’t be thinking about changing careers when we get kicked out of this retreat now would you Commander?” Mac laughed huskily moving towards Harm backing him up until his calves were against the mattress. 

“Maybe, what would your new career be Colonel?” Harm wiggled his eyebrows at her before dropping his boxers at his feet. Krennick should be about to shit at this point. He wondered just how far Mac would take this little act they had dreamed up. 

“Definitely lap dancing stick boy” placing her hand on his chest and pushing him until he fell on the bed taking her with him. “How’d you like a preview performance big boy?” She whispered in his ear still loud enough for the monster that had take up residence under the bed to hear.

“I’d rather show you my glass etching ma’am” Harm laughed as he rolled her underneath him. “You know it’s a detailed time consuming process, you have to exert just the right amount of pressure at just the right spot to complete a design.” He brushed his lips across her cheek to her earlobe taking it into his mouth and sucking on it until Mac thought she’d go insane.

Krennick in the meantime was not in a good mood. Getting hit in face with that bitch marines jeans and then head with every movement they made was starting to get on her nerves ‘Just fuck her and get it over with Rabb.’ 

Trailing his lips from her earlobe down her chin he brushed them back and forth over her throat, stopping just long enough to lap at the hollow in her collar bone with his tongue. The moans coming from his partner and the sensuous movements accompanying them were making him even harder than he had been. ‘Might have to change that new career to jackhammer operator’ he thought as he finally did what he had wanted to do for six years, kiss the hell out of her.

With one kiss Mac could feel all the tension that had been between her and Harm for so long leave her body. When his lips left hers to take one cinnamon nipple into his mouth she arched her back pushing more of her breast into his mouth. His fingers gliding over her stomach down farther still farther to swirl in the damp curls he found at the juncture of her thighs. Even though her mind was screaming that this should stop her thighs had a mind of their own as they parted at the gentle pressure exerted by Harm’s questioning fingers. Running one finger up and down her entrance he was surprised to feel just how wet she already was ‘Yes, I did that to her.’ Sliding one finger into the waiting wetness he thrust it in and out feeling how tight she was ‘she’d feel amazing wrapped around my cock’ before adding another finger as she bucked and moaned into his mouth. Breaking contact with her mouth his lips made the same trip that his fingers had earlier. He had to taste her before she came to her senses and beat the crap out of him; it was like his life depended on it. Removing his fingers he replaced them with his mouth, the gasp that escaped from Mac making his heart beat faster if that was possible. Slowly he licked and sucked every surface that he could get to before pushing his tongue deep inside her mimicking the actions that his rock hard cock could be making if she were to allow it.

“Please Harm” Mac moved her hips in time to the rhythm of his thrusting tongue as she grabbed his hands placing them over her throbbing clit “touch me”. Slowly she moved his hand over the tightened bundle of nerves never moving her hand from where she had placed it on top of his increasing the speed and pressure until she came in his mouth. Harm continued to gently lick and suck until all of her creamy juices were gone before kissing his way back up her stomach. Content to just lie and look at her while she recovered he was surprised when she pulled him to her kissing him quite thoroughly relishing the taste of her self on his lips. 

“Hmmm, you still haven’t lost it” she purred as she stretched reminding him of a cat stretching in the sun. He was going to have to take matters into his own hands in a minute his cock was aching so badly. Just as that thought came to his mind Mac rolled over on her side and looked down. “Poor baby still hasn’t had his turn at career day” as she trailed her hand down the line of hair on his stomach until her hand met his. Intertwining their fingers she moved their joined hands until they were wrapped around the base of his throbbing cock her dark brown eyes never looking away from his. Slowly she moved their hands up and down his shaft until he took over pumping up and down only the way he knew he liked but that he was in the process of teaching her now. 

“Come on baby show Mac what you like you know it turns me on to watch your jerk yourself off.” Harm lost it at the sound of her voice speaking those words so low and intimately in his ear. So low he didn’t see how Krennick could have possibly heard them. One final stroke and he was coming so hard that he shot his wad all over Mac before he could stop. Once he realized what he was doing he tried to move so that it would get on the bed instead but Mac’s hand prevented him. Smiling at him she just continued to help him pump his shaft his cum dripping off her breasts to pool on her stomach.

“Now we need that shower” she said as she led him into the bathroom once his breathing returned to normal. Turning the shower on she left the door open just enough for them to see Krennick scoot out from under the bed once she thought they were under the water. With Harm pressed close behind her they peeked around the door just in time to see her slither out from under the bed looking like the big snake that she was. When Krennick saw the evidence of Harm’s arousal, ‘arousal caused by that bitch marine’ on the bedspread she was livid, clenching her fists and stomping her feet before she stormed out the door. Seeing the look that shot across the blonds face Mac smiled her most evil smile as she thought ‘now Allison let’s see you mess with what belongs to this marine again.’

After a quick show together Harm and Mac got ready to meet Liza and the others for the last task of the day. Harm suggested they wait awhile because it would piss Liza off that they were late and make Krennick jealous because she’d think they we’re still busy screwing around. Entering the dining room 20 minutes later than scheduled they spotted Lindsay and Beth involved in their own conversation while the others talked as if they’d known each other for years.

“Well birds of a feather flock together” Mac noted.

“And they’re just like a pack of seagulls.”

As they walked over to the group they both saw the evil glare that Krennick sent their way. Pretending not to notice it they sent each other a knowing glance, before sitting next to Lindsay and Beth.

“Tell me Mr. Rabb, do you intend to ever come on time for anything this weekend?” Liza stared at them.

“Well I’m sure Miss Mackenzie will attest that it wasn’t very long ago that I came exactly on time” he shot Mac a sideways glance as she blushed, making sure Krennick got an eyeful. Not quite understanding his comment Liza began to explain the next task to the group. 

“Now if there aren’t any questions the rest of the evening is yours to do with as you please.” Liza said as she concluded the session.

Turning to the group Harm asked Mac what she wanted to drink before he and Lindsay went to the bar to order.

“So have you made your move yet?” Harm asked Lindsay as they waited for the bartender.

“Are you kidding? There are too many reasons why we can’t.”

“Buddy take it from someone who knows, the longer you wait the more problems there are.”

“Hey what makes you the expert if you and Mac have never gotten anywhere? Huh?”

Harm just gave Lindsay that guy look that universally means they’ve scored. Both breaking out into huge acknowledging grins as the bartender approached, they ordered their drinks before returning to the conversation.

“Believe me, rejection hurts less than walking around with a painful erection for six years” Harm noted wisely.

“Well judging from the smile on your face I’d say that rejection was the last thing that Mac had on her mind.”

Grabbing their drinks they walked back to the table where interestingly enough, Krennick and Mark had joined Mac and Beth. Mac looked incredibly bored and extremely pissed and that wasn’t a good thing thought Harm. Sitting down next her, Harm gave Krennick a tight smile of recognition before rubbing Macs thigh, pretending to be discrete. After a few minutes of tight conversation, Harm suggested they play pool, which they all readily agreed to. As they all got up to move to the table Harm pulled Mac to the side so that no one could hear them.

“Listen Lindsay knows we’ve, well-done stuff now and I know Krennick is giving you the shits so I was thinking that…” he looked at her face. “I was thinking that I didn’t need to explain what I thought to you because you already had the same idea.” They both smiled before Harm put his hands on Macs hips and guided her over to where everyone was assembled.

Waiting for Lindsay to rack the balls they decided to let Krennick and Mark play them first as Harm was too busy sucking on Macs neck while she was busy trying to shove his hands away from her breasts. The game went by mostly unnoticed by Harm and Mac who just stood in the one spot making out while the others played. They stopped once so Harm could sit her on the corner of the other table opposite them, making his access to her upper body a lot more convenient.

Not surprisingly Krennick won the game, meaning they had to play her and Mark the ever attentive, over achiever next. Krennick got to break as they had won last time, and she made quite a show of it. Bending over so her ass was directly in front of Harm, she wiggled it around trying to get his attention away from sucking face with Mac. Frustrated by her inability to tear his attention away Allison aimed the end of the pool cue towards Mac. Harm was busy and didn’t notice the end of the pool cue making it’s way towards them but Mac did. ‘Guess Krennick really is a ball breaker’ she thought as she pushed Harm against the wall to avoid being hit in the head with the pool cue that Krennick was wielding.

Harm was confused and thought that Mac was adding another element into their attempts to annoy Allison. Being thrown against the wall by his partner for whatever reason only managed to excite him even more. ‘What’s come over me, I’ve never been like this before with any woman, what is it about Mac that pushes all my buttons’ Harm thought as he pulled Mac between his thighs resuming the kiss that had been interrupted. 

After not pocketing anything, Krennick held the cue out to Harm and Mac waiting for one of them to take it. At the sound of annoyance made by Allison, Mac pulled away from Harm and winked at him before taking the cue. Getting a saucy idea, Mac turned back towards Harm in little girl mode.

“Y’know I’ve never played this game before” she said twisting her hair around her finger “Harm, you are going to teach me how to shoot the ball aren’t you?” Before she moved over to the table. Catching on to what she was playing at Harm wrapped his arms around her waist. 

“Sure baby, you know how to hold the *stick* don’t you?”

“Didn’t I just prove my handling skills earlier? Stick Boy” she poked him in the chest with the pool cue keeping the kinky schoolgirl look on her face.

“Quite well actually” he grinned moving closer until he was pressed against her as she bent over the table. 

Krennick was the only one who looked on with no trace of amusement. Grabbing hold of Macs hips to keep her in place, Harm reached his arms around her placing his hands over hers on the cue. The erection he got whenever he was near her turned into a raging hard-on that he positioned between her cheeks as he snuggled his front into her behind causing Mac to groan loudly and grind her bottom into him. 

‘Damn, I want to push him down on this pool table and fuck him till he cries like a baby’ she thought as they continued the public foreplay session they had going. Harm for his part had lost it completely the minute she leaned over the pool table, her perfect ass exposed to him. Remembering the way she was spread out on the bed for him earlier, only serving to make his cock throb harder.

Oblivious to the killer rays coming from Krennick’s eyes, Harm continued to talk Mac through the process of hitting the balls with the pool cue as she continued practically dry fucking him with the gyrations of her ass. When Harm thought that they had reached the ‘end of their lesson’ he ran his hands back up her arms coming to rest on her breasts, cupping the heavy weight in his palms squeezing them once, then moving them back down to the hem of her sweater. Slipping one hand underneath her sweater he stroked every inch of skin with the slightest touch of his fingertips as they burnt a path up her stomach until it rested on her breast, teasing the already aroused nipple through her bra. His other hand was slowly sliding inside the waistband of her jeans.

‘She has the most amazing tits I’ve ever seen, I’d like to feel them pressed around my cock right now while I tit fuck myself into a coma’ tugging on the sensitive nipples as he sucked her earlobe into his hot mouth. Mac gasped as the sensation combined with what the hand inside her jeans was doing shot through her like a lightning bolt. Flustered and unable to concentrate she scratched the cue across the felt almost ripping it instead of hitting the ball. Beth, Lindsay and Mark all laughed but she could have swore she heard Krennick growl.

‘Oh, god this is so wrong to be doing this’ Mac thought ‘but so right at the same time’ as she turned her head searching for Harms mouth. Feeling his lips slide over hers, his tongue thrusting into her mouth while his hands were doing amazing things to her body, caused Mac to lose sense of all time and place. 

Krennick had an extremely good handle on what was going on and was determined to break the two-fuck buddy’s up, decided to fight fire with fire. Little did she know that her extinguisher had failed its last safety inspection. Walking around the table, Allison stood beside Mark as he prepared to take his turn. In a voice that she thought was sexy, but just made her sound like she had a cold she rasped.

“Mark I could show you how to make that shot” indicating the ball that was currently being blocked by one of Harm and Mac’s.

“Why would I need you to help me with that shot Allison?” Mark asked annoyance obvious in his voice. He was sick of her treating him like an imbecile this weekend.

Having just come up for air after that barn burning kiss, Harm and Mac turned their attention towards Allison and Mark ‘this is going to work perfectly’ gloated Krennick to herself. ‘After Harm sees the effect that I have on Mark he’ll dump that bitch marine for a real woman’ and be right where I want him.

“Well, I have been told that I’m quite the ball breaker” thinking that this was a compliment she flashed him what she thought was a seductive smile as she placed her hand on his arm.

“Allison, I always prefer to break my balls with a well endowed blond” Mark said as Allison cast a look towards Mac that said “see I am more desirable than you” before returning her attention to Mark. “But unless there’s something you haven’t told the Navy or me you’re shit out of luck.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Unless you’re packing nine-inches under that skirt I’m not interested” turning back to the table he sunk the ball that had started the whole conversation into the pocket. 

Unable to suppress his reaction at the look of horror that crossed Krennick’s face Harm buried his face in Mac’s chest shaking with unsuppressed laughter. Mac for her part was unable to pull her attention away from the freak show being conducted for their benefit. Meeting Allison’s gaze Mac wasn’t surprised to see a look there that said ‘this isn’t over yet.’

‘Bring it on bitch, hit me with your best-shot’ was the look that Allison saw in return as she met Mac’s gaze while Mac only wrapped her arms tighter around Harm.

“Oh, I was mistaken earlier; Mark’s the one who like taupe curtains not Joe how could I have missed that one?” Harm said.

“Nine inches now where would we find someone sporting nine inches?” Allison said looking over at Harm knowing exactly how endowed he was after what she had witnessed earlier today. She knew she had gotten the desired result when Harm’s head swung up off Mac’s breasts the top of his head colliding with Mac’s chin.

“Ouch, stick boy watch where you’re putting that head of yours” Mac laughed rubbing her chin.

“Which head?” Harm rubbed the spot on the top of his head that was forming a small knot from the impact while rubbing his erection against her.

“The one that’s looking like one of those bobble head dolls right now, doofus.”

“I’ll show you a bobble head” Harm leered as he thrust his pelvis harder into hers.

“Only if it’s the one attached to that nine inches you have” she grabbed his ass pulling him closer hoping that Krennick was still watching. Mac had nothing to worry about because she was indeed still watching and fuming. Trying desperately to find a way to get Harm to look over at her and not at Mac.

“Not tonight honey, I have a headache” he said jokingly.

‘I’ll make your headache’ thought Allison as she piped up with “I have just the cure for headaches, Harm” congratulating herself when he turned and looked at her. Thrusting out her chest and running her tongue over her lips in an unspoken invitation. Slowly surveying the blonde Harm let his eyes linger on her lips, moving down to the plunging neckline of her blouse returning his gaze to her face. Slowly a sexy smile formed on his lips and his eyes darkened with passion.

‘Yes, this is the end of the gruesome twosome’ Allison almost came from that thought. 

Smiling his most effective flyboy smile, the one that he knew could get most women to do what ever he wanted he ran his tongue over the fullness of his bottom lip teasing Allison before he swooped down and latched onto Mac’s mouth. Proceeding to kiss the very air out of her body breaking the contact only when he couldn’t breath any longer. Raising his head he looked directly at Allison as Mac wrapped her arms around his neck and nuzzled his throat, rubbing her body against his. 

“Thanks but I think I’ve got the cure for my headache right here.” Picking Mac up in his arms they left the room. Leaving a dumbstruck, horny, pissed off Allison Krennick behind.
 

Continue to Part II